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Omnia mea mecum porto
20 November 1981
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zofia is the furthest thing from a dogmatic believer
zofia is not improving with treatment
zofia is a single mother with a child support problem
zofia is gradually taking on the website work
zofia is now known as pillule
zofia is a chemical engineer
Zofia is picking out classic white bridal dresses in silk, satin, lace.
zofia is a Russian mercenary and appears sporadically
zofia is a respected professor of philosophy
zofia is a negative character
zofia is forced to confront her past
zofia is clearly well known
zofia is 16" tall, full Porcelain with painted eyes
zofia is definitely not the hottest, she just has the only skintight suit
zofia is sponsoring a competition to determine the best sweet mead
zofia is brave because she came all the way to canada and could not speak english
zofia is one of the most versatile runners around
zofia is body checked, anesthetized and sleeping
zofia is blind and has no need for lighting
zofia is willing to do light housework
zofia is 62 and likes her quarters at the station
zofia is looking glum as well as sorrowful
zofia is today a complete invalid
zofia is planning to go
zofia is ready
zofia is always ready

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